Mr. Clean

It ain’t the years, it’s the mileage. Detail your exterior in Beverly Hills so it looks like it just rolled off the lot.

Tooth Whitening: Bevery Hills Cosmetic Surgical Group
Promising to remove coffee stains in the time it takes to brew a cup, Dr. Fardad Forouzanpour is the first in the nation to deploy the state-of-the-art Infinity Teeth Whitening System. Using LED light instead of lasers, it’s excellent for sensitive teeth and takes only seven minutes per session.
$150. Beverly Hills Cosmetic Surgical Group, 8500 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1020 (310-360-0504)

Tattoo Deletion: Dr. Tattoff
If you’ve just learned the Hanzi character on your shoulder reads “moo-shu pork” instead of “courage,” it might be time to zap that bad boy. At less than $50 per square inch (about the size of a postage stamp), Dr. Tattoff’s laser treatments can neutralize most colors between five and 15 sessions.
$49 per square inch; less for multi-session packages. 8500 Wilshire Blvd. (310-659-4736)

Hair Removal: Kalologie Skincare
It may be retreating from your head to parts south, and when it does, don’t go to your girlfriend’s bikini waxer. Dispense with the pain and gooey gels for Kalologie, where the wand-like Palomar Starlux laser system neutralizes Robin Williams-level pelts with ease.
Prices start at $345 for chest, $395 for back. 132 S. Robertson Blvd. (310-276-9670)