Master of Disguise

Halloween weekend is only 11 days away. Don't settle for generic, off-the-rack pimp or gorilla gear. Craft a topical costume using easily found items. (Note: key accessories in parentheses, where applicable)

Sports
Michael Vick
Isiah Thomas & Anucha Browne-Sanders
NBA referee (money coming out of pockets)
Pacman Jones (stacks of singles to make it rain)

Pop Culture
Drunk David Hasselhoff (fast food burger, no shirt required)
Senator Larry Craig (toilet paper and appliance box for bathroom stall)
Miss South Carolina (scrambled world map or square globe)
Paris Hilton (orange prison jumpsuit and Bible)
Anna Nicole Smith (zombie makeup and toe tag)
Phil Spector (gun and just about any wig you can find)

Entertainment
Any character from Flight of the Conchords, Superbad, Heroes,  Grey's Anatomy or Transformers
Geico caveman (tennis sweater)
Billy Walsh from Entourage ("Suits Suck" t-shirt)
Stephen Colbert (Lazy man's best bet: suit, glasses, flag)
D*ck in a box from SNL (box)

Couples
The Office's Jim & Pam or Dwight & Angela
Knocked Up's Seth Rogen & pregnant Katherine Heigl
Alec Baldwin & daughter
Kanye West & 50 Cent
Eva Longoria & Tony Parker
David & Victoria Beckham
Tom Cruise & (shackled) Katie Holmes
Gene Simmons & Shannon Tweed
Marilyn Manson & Evan Rachel Wood
Amy Winehouse & equally hard-partying husband Blake Fielder-Civil