Patty Whacked

Take the guesswork out of late-night grub options and sober up at Juicy Burger, a pit stop for quick custom burgers and Belgian-style fries, open until 3a.

Dark hardwood floors, splashy orange walls, and modern light fixtures make this the cleanest and most contemporary cheap-eats spot in the otherwise gritty ’hood.

Fill out a paper menu at the counter marking your preference: 1/3 or 1/2 lb. beef patty, veggie burger, or chicken breast. Standard condiments and toppings are free. Cheese and premium toppings — guacamole, bacon, grilled pineapple — cost extra.

Fries are thick-cut and meant to be paired with specialty dipping sauces like garlic mayo or Tabasco ketchup.

Its name, however, is no figure of speech. These burgers are so messy you’ll require hosing off afterwards, so arm yourself with a stack of napkins and dig in.